The Pattern Peddlers

The me myself and i

i'm so bummed...... cover your ears kids-
some bitchass stole my bike on saturday night!
so had to walk to work today... while all these girls were whizzing past me on their lame pink beach cruisers.

i should sell my mercedes and buy a black pashley.....but i'd feel kinda pretentious.

or maybe get a fixie from john cardiel (kidding)